| About Rolf
Rolf's origins are unclear. It was long believed that he was
the offspring of two mammals from Kandyohi County, Minnesota,
USA. This theory came under scrutiny when it was discovered that
Rolf could breathe both in and out of water. It was further
challenged by reports of unusual amounts of skin between his
digits. (He tried to hide this phenomenon, but as a performing
guitarist, he found it to be impossible.)
What is known about Rolf are of his early musical forays. Indeed,
he was quite an innovator. It began in the small South Dakota town
of Artesian with a minor family tragedy. "Happy the Lamb," the
family pet, met his untimely demise in an altercation with a combine
while fleeing an enraged pheasant. Curious seven year old that he
was, Rolf discovered that besides being useful for binding stacks of
baseball cards, the intestines of lamb created distinct pitches that
varied as their tension was altered. After much experimentation,
he was forced to abandon his query when, though accustomed to animal
slaughter as his South Dakota neighbors were, the little village was
offended by the scores of lamb carcasses that littered the lot between
Rolf's family home and the Lutheran church next door. Several of
the families of the church took up a collection and presented Rolf with a
ukulele after the site was cleaned up.
Scandal continued to follow the young Rolf's family. After
just three years in Artesian, the dusty little town was stunned by the
rumor that the Vegdahls had been associating with known
homosapiens. Fueled by fears that the homosapien lifestyle would
threaten rural culture, cause environmental breakdown, and possible
nuclear holocaust, the townsfolk turned against Rolf's family. In
1963, the Vegdahls decided to head for California, where they thought
there would be more tolerance for their unorthodox views.
They settled in the San Francisco bay area, known for it's growing
homosapien population, in the newly incorperated suburb of
Fremont. There they opened up a surf shop. Their hopes of
riding the surfing wave to wealth were soon dashed as they discovered
that, although the southeast bay was rich with salt, it was quite
impoverished when it came to waves. They closed the shop after
two months. The boys, Steven and Rolf, were given crew cuts.
More on the life of Rolf at a later date.
Currently, Rolf spends his time composing and arranging choral
arrangements for the choir at Lake Chelan Lutheran Church, where he is
Director of Music. Lake Chelan Lutheran Church is in Chelan, Washington, U.S.A. Although a small
church, there are numerous talented instrumentalists there for whom Rolf
writes.
Rolf also teaches private guitar lessons. His primary
occupation, however, is his family. He considers a missing piece
of the modern feminist movement to be mens' failure to move into the
home as women moved into the workplace, and his musical life has been
woven around that commitment. Many cooked meals and thousands of
diapers dominate his resume.
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